When I eventually meet Geroge Lucas, I’ll have a couple questions for him:

1. Darth Vader’s name sounds strikingly familiar to “father” in German which is “vater”.  Is there any significance to this?

2. Why does Darth Vader feel no compasion towards C-3PO?  I mean Vader is his creator.

3. Where can I buy a Han Solo carbonite replica to hang on my wall?

4. Why doesn’t Princess Leia say to Luke, “You don’t look like a stormtrooper?” if they are all clones of Jango Fett?

5. Why does the Emperor explode when Vader tosses him down that tunnel thing?

6.  What’s with Princess Leia’s context sensitive harstyles?