I get a lot of newsletters in my slew of e-mails, but the one I really love to read is my Nickelodeon Newsletter.  I just got it, along with some assorted Google News alerts.   Can you believe that the Kid’s Choice Awards are coming up again?  I can’t wait to see who gets coated in slime!  The real source of happiness from it though is that Chris Brown, upstanding citizen and wonderful musical talent, is nominated for favorite male singer and favorite song.  I know who I’m voting for!  And parents, if you love your kids, you’ll make sure you have them vote for him too.  Onto my news alerts…

Hm…apparently Chris Brown is also charged with two counts of assault after beating his girlfriend, sexy sensation Rihanna.  Well Chris, I may still vote for you, but I’ve got some words of honesty for you.  You stupid motherfucker, are you goddamn kidding me?  You had it made, you’re black, oddly successful, had a hottie and can obviously afford the luxuries in life along with a $50,000 bail.  Only a coward beats their girlfriend.  You need to stop listening to your gangbangin rapper buddies and start listening to Oprah and her friends.  That’s all I have to say.

Vote Chris Brown

Tags: Chris Brown, Felony, Kids Choice Awards, Rihanna

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